Michael C Burgess 112I’ve repeatedly wondered what it is that makes Republican Congressman spew such stupid things when it comes to abortion. You’d have thought they’d realize by now that such idiocy is electorally dangerous. But it seems they just don’t give a fuck about that. Maybe they truly are just as idiotic as they sound. Or, maybe they’re suffering from a mass psychosis. I can’t say what the problem is, but I can say that I’m sure it’s a phenomenon that won’t stop.

The latest example of this insane yammering is relayed by U.S. News & World Report (WebCite cached article):

Rep. Michael Burgess, R-Texas, said Monday he is opposed to abortion because fetuses masturbate in the womb, and so can feel both pleasure and pain.

“Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful,” said Burgess, citing his experience as an OB/GYN, during a House Rules Committee hearing on a GOP bill that would ban abortions after 20 weeks. “They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to think that they could feel pain?”

His comments were first reported by women’s health site RH Reality Check [cached].

But Burgess’s argument isn’t based in science, doctors say.

Well, there’s a big fucking surprise. A Republican in Congress said something that’s not based in science? By now you must all understand, that’s par for their course. They can’t help it. They hate science, and will lie about it whenever they wish to, because they feel entitled to do so.

USN&WR was able to isolate Burgess’s “source” for his tall tale:

Any media reports on masturbation by fetuses can almost exclusively be traced back to a single letter [cached] written by two OB/GYNs in Italy in 1996 and published in the American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology. The letter related an anecdote in which the two doctors had “recently observed a female fetus at 32 weeks gestation touching the vulva with the fingers of the right hand” before the female fetus experienced prolonged spasms, and “finally…relaxed and rested.”

Here’s Youtube video of Burgess’s insane blubbering:

As I said, I have no idea if this lunatic behavior is somehow strategically planned, or is the result of some kind of collective psychopathology that the GOP in Washington suffers from. I really don’t know. What I can say is, it’s time for Republicans to just shut the fuck up about women, abortion, rape, etc. Yes, I know you guys are really militant about not liking abortions. You’re angry about it, and you just can’t help yourselves. If so, just say that’s your personal belief .. and leave it at that. Just end it right there. Don’t go any further. Stop cooking up these absurd, counter-factual rationales for why you think it’s bad, and stop acting as though your insane notions have any basis in reality. They don’t.

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