Merry Christmas Lights / Eric Kilby, via FlickrIf one of the minions of the Groper-in-Chief-elect is correct, I may no longer have to post about the Religious Right’s annual — and delusional — “war on Christmas.” According to Corey Lewandowski, erstwhile campaign manager for the next president, then CNN talking head, the phantasmal campaign against Christianity’s winter solstice holiday is over! The Hill reports on his appearance on Fox News, in which he made this declaration (WebCite cached article):

Corey Lewandowski claimed Tuesday evening that people are now allowed to say “Merry Christmas” again because of Donald Trump’s election victory.

“You can say again Merry Christmas because Donald Trump is now the president. You can say it again. It’s OK to say,” Lewandowski, Trump’s former campaign manager, said on Fox News’ “Hannity.”

“It’s not a pejorative word anymore.”

Whew! Boy, am I glad that’s over! I mean, it’s been ages since I’ve been allowed to say, “Merry Christmas.” Until the Groper-in-Chief’s election, I wasn’t able to utter it. I’d have been arrested, or executed, or something … I’m sure. But now, I can say “Merry Christmas” all I want, without worry. Solely because of the Groper-in-Chief! Hooray!

Wait … what … ? You mean, none of that was true? I could have been saying “Merry Christmas” all this time, if I’d wanted? Really!?

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To be clear: It has never been illegal to say “Merry Christmas.” No such law or ordinance has ever been proposed, much less passed and enacted, anywhere in the US. Not at the federal, state, county, or municipal levels. It has never happened. Period. And the Groper-in-Chief’s didn’t suddenly and magically dispense with any such laws or ordinances. That, also, has never happened. Period.

It’s long past time for Christianists to grow the fuck up already and stop inventing forms of persecution just because they like thinking they’re being martyred for Jesus. Unfortunately, this compulsion is very strong with them … being inherent in the psychopathology of their faith. Still, that’s no excuse for kvetching and moaning that they’re being prevented from celebrating Christmas, when in reality, they’re not.

Oh, and it’s hilarious that Lewandowski would try to sell the public on his boss’s incredible magical powers, by trumpeting that he made it possible, at last, for Americans to say a phrase they’ve always been able to say. Yeah, that makes a whole fucking lot of sense!

Photo credit: Eric Kilby, via Flickr.

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