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The Bible Guarantees It ... except when it doesn't! (Based on photo of Family Radio billboard.)The Bible scholar religionist crank Harold Camping finally came out of hiding after the failure of his Second Coming & Rapture prediction this past Saturday. He addressed his failure on his own Family Radio network of radio stations, according to the (UK) Daily Mail (WebCite cached article):

The preacher who predicted the end of the world has taken to the airwaves to reveal why we are all still here.

Harold Camping, 89, who became a figure of national ridicule after his warning of the apocalypse, said last night he was ‘astounded’ when May 21 came and went without the Rapture.

But he is already examining new theories… including the possibility that God did not want mankind to suffer for five months, and so will end the world all at once on October 21 instead.

And while the cadaverous crank admits the Rapture didn’t occur, he’s not conceding the Second Coming didn’t:

He also claimed that God did visit Earth on May 21 — but that he did so ‘spiritually’.

It was one of his faithful listeners, Camping claimed, who “revealed” why the Almighty changed his mind about the scheme he’d previously revealed to Camping:

He explained by saying he’d received a letter from a ‘listener’ who offered a very interesting theory he wanted to read.

He quoted: ‘The great earthquake and rapture and the universe melting in fervent heat will be happening on the last day — October 21 2011.’

‘It’s all going to happen on the last day.

‘The great earthquake didn’t happen on May 21 because no-one will be able to survive it for more than a few days or let alone five months to suffer God’s wrath because everything will be levelled and destroyed after that earthquake and there will be no food or water to keep everyone alive.

Aha. There, you see? God couldn’t impose five months of violent tribulation on post-Rapture humanity, because they’d never survive it. This only makes one wonder why the Almighty would have created this scenario in the first place, if he’d known all along that it was unworkable (and yes, the Almighty had to have known this in advance, due to his omniscience). This “explanation,” while it sounds sensible, only further reveals the irrationality of predictions like this, and it undermines the notion that God is implacable and once he makes a plan, he sticks to it forever (as he did, supposedly, in his covenant with Noah). If God can change his mind, then everything he ever said becomes questionable, and all of his promises, become useless.

What’s more, Camping based his prediction — which included a worldwide earthquake that was to have occurred at 6pm in each time zone during the day of May 21, 2011 — on (his reading of) the Bible, and one of Family Radio’s slogans, used in their ads, said, “The Bible guarantees it!” Camping thus admits the Bible’s “guarantee” is actually no “guarantee” at all.

Lastly, Camping’s claim that Jesus Christ did return on May 21, 2011, but he did so only “spiritually” or invisibly reflects what both the Millerites and Jehovah’s Witnesses did, when their own “End of the World” predictions fizzled in 1843/44 and 1914 respectively. Since the Millerites’ “Great Disappointment,” the Bahá’is have latched onto it, claiming that Jesus Christ did, in fact, return as predicted in 1844, when their proto-prophet, known as “the Báb,” began his mission.

Go figure.

The reason Camping, William Miller, Charles Taze Russell (of the JW’s), and so many others have managed to get away with this kind of stunt is because it’s all based on metaphysics. As such, their predictions are fuzzy and malleable, and there is no way either to confirm or refute them, even after they prove false … since people just cook up more metaphysics in order to explain the failure of the original metaphysics.

The bottom line is that anyone can make a doomsday prediction, any time s/he wants … but being correct about one, is damned near impossible.

Photo credit: Based on photo of billboard via Stuckinlondon.

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